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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
prettycolors:

#d04961
If you’re giving me head and I tell you ‘right there’ and you immediately deviate from the spot I’m going to asphyxiate you with my thighs.

thegoddamazon:

ask4permission1st:

thegoddamazon:

You’re here to please me. Don’t fuck up.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

squidwurd:

im on the highway to hell
What tumblr has done to my education.

sodamnrelatable:

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blissful-ness:

they were my fave couple :’(((